The character Laura is working in the Men's department in Zellers, when an incoming phone call comes. Laura picks up the phone and Katie is on the other line.

LAURA: *deep manly voice* This is the MEN'S department, may I help you?

KATIE: *deep manly voice* oh my! I've gone and ruined me boxers, do you by chance have a size 206 in hot pink.... i mean black, yes, black.

LAURA: *deep manly voice* Why yes Sir, or is it Mam'?

KATIE: *deep manly voice* it's sir, but you can call me Mrs. Charmin.

LAURA: *deep manly voice* Umm I see Mrs.Charmin, we do have both pink and black mens boxers and ladies knickers, which ever one you need, the mens sizes only go up to 200 so i am afraid we do not have your size, but in the ladies they go up to size 1000. So you can maybe try ladies underwear instead of mens.

Katie: *deep manly voice* so you expect meee to go to the ladies department and buy drag?!? Oh good lord! What is this world coming to? Oh well, i'll give it a go, wanna come be my modelling audience?

LAURA: *deep manly voice* Well sug, I would love to, cause I happen to be a drag queen myself so we could model to each other...and who knows what could happen after that.

KATIE: *deep manly voice* Lets get it on sex kitten, which ones would you like to see? Boy toy shorts or a kinky G-string?

LAURA: *deep manly voice* Well hon, both... but if I had to choose, I would luv to see you in the boy toy shorts, what hotness this is going to be. Yummy!!!

KATIE: *sexy womanly voice* Well then sailor, lets knock boots. Shhh, shhh, just between you and me babe.

LAURA: *deep manly voice* Changing voices on me hon, sexy, luv your drag voice...just tell me when and where hon.

KATIE: *sexy womanly voice* I want you right here, right now. If you want in, come to my pad, 123 Nutholder street, Apt 456, Room DDD. I'll be waiting baby.

LAURA: *sexy womanly voice* I am on my way and I will pick up some underthings for us to model.........

to be continued....stay tuned for new episodes